Citizens Bank Park is not...

Citizens Bank Park is not the slumbering sea. It is an irrational, hectic, heckling ground of fans all desperately attempting to closely emulate their primate ancestors. It trembles and quakes with varying tremors of rage and delight, shaking with fury or gleefully jubilant. Founded on the rock hard core of unshakable zealotry, the park is a monolith to fans of the home team and a tomb to the opponent.