Citizens Bank Park Metaphor List

Citizens Bank Park is not like the Garden of Eden.
It's not a home away from home.
It's not an indeterminate Hell.
It's not a place where a customer can expect realistically priced sustenance.
It's neither a faraway land nor a distant harbor.
It's not a sea of tranquility.
It's not a prison.
It's not the tip of the iceberg.

Citizens Bank Park might be like a temple.
It could be a zoo.
It could be a picnic.
It could be a memory.
It is a ballpark. That's the important thing.